good day madam, sir!

Good day, you earthlings,
I've come from the planet xlrsiiozul58x to steal this world's resources.
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okay, I know, that's not much of an introduction.
Hey,
my name isn't going to be revealed yet, since I'm rather shy.
What I can say is that I'm european, belgian to be exact.
I've come from planet earth just like you and I don't want to harm you.
I'm about 20 years old. I appear to be human, male.
I play guitar, banjo, sing, sports (handball, football/soccer, kayak)
I'm a student to infiltrate in your earthly habits. You didn't read that last line.
I talk a lot nonsense since it covers up my introvert character.
I only dared it once to wear diapers, this at the age of 15 or either 16. I never talked about it to anyone before, never dared to. Well, I guess you know the feeling, having the same issues :p
I'm not an AB or DL yet, but I kind of know it's in me. I hope that will not become a future problem on this site, I really mean the best with all of you.
I hope to get to know some of you and having some nice chats.
kind regards,
pikapi

good day madam, sir!